Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
I remember when I had to unfollow 666 people because of that fucking post. Thank you.
I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone
“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”
i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like
but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
can somebody write this
is this a written thing
cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]